making telephone stew

used to describe a person who is talking on the phone for a long time.

my boss has been making telephone stew for 1 hour during his office phone meeting...

by distinctneon3847 February 2, 2023

Tijuana telephone

Peeing in one’s partner’s breakfast cereal and forcing them to eat it while they scream “hungry hungry hippo” at the top of his/her lungs

Hahaha! Can you Tijuana telephone me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

Pinecus Telephonicus

A 5G cell tower antenna that is *disguised* as a Pine tree, usually in urban areas. 🌲 📶 📡 🌲

If you look closely, that's NOT a real Pine tree. It's a Pinecus Telephonicus.

by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 22, 2024

Pinecus Telephonicus

A 5G cell phone tower disguised as a Pine tree, so people don't notice them much - esp. in urban areas.

That's not a real Pine tree, it's just a Pinecus Telephonicus.

by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 22, 2024

Pinecus Telephonicus

A 5G cell tower disguised as a Pine tree in urban areas.

The Pinecus Telephonicus really blends in with those trees near the school.

by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 26, 2024

French Telephone

When you fart in someone's ear and their ear drum blows up

I'm gonna give your grandma a French telephone tonight.

by Jekevd April 21, 2025

Canadian Telephone

When you throw a bag of Taki's Fuego, and 5/ paper towels in a highschool boys locker room toilet

Kid 1: Dang it! This toilets clogged!
Kid 2 walks over
Kid 2: Looks like someone pulled a Canadian Telephone.

by AsherAz August 19, 2025