Big anime titties

Having anime pornstar like titties. Titties that smack you in the face when you jump. Titties so big you gotta ace bandage them when you go for a run. Titties so big they sway in the wind. Titties so big they look like flapjacks when you aren’t wearing a bra. Titties so big you get asked if they’re fake and you have to roll your eyes because you know you just have big anime titties.

Do you like big anime titties?

by Eagle Woman August 18, 2018

brick titties

So cold outside titties are frozen like ice bricks.

"Damn man its so cold outside its brick titties"

by realdyer November 25, 2011

jerusalem titties

a semi fat bitch with tits that don't come out further than her gut and thinks she's the hottest looking bitch ever. her titties are not real titties, they are two lumps created by fatness. also must have medium to darker skin, resembling that of mexicans and jerusalems.

guy 1: look at that bitches titty-do!
guy 2: yeah, she got them jerusalem titties for real, makes her look like alfred hitchcocks silhouette.

by logermoore February 23, 2009

Monkey Titties

1. A woman who has saggy tits that hang down to their belly can be said to have Monkey Titties.
2. A fat man who has big saggy girly tits can also be said to have monkey titties
3. Playfully the term can be used as a slam against a friend for being girly or acting like an old woman
4. An old woman who has baggy sagging tits

What's up Monkey Tits, did your mommy let you watch Golden Girls?
Damn that old bag has some big old monkey titties, They hang down to her knees!

by DeathFromBelow January 1, 2012

sipper titties

Titties so small you cannot get a mouth full; you can only sip on them.

She has cute little sipper titties.

by tadpole17 August 27, 2013

Witty titties

Not your average titty. Sharp, edgy, well-trained.

-"Jamal, you lay brick on them bags yet?"

-"Naw man. I'ma break off my own rocks before I get cut by those witty titties."

by Wittietittie February 12, 2015

Strawberry titties

When a women goes tanning and gets burnt, having her boobs red like strawberries.

Omg Becky went tanning and burnt her tits look at them strawberry titties!

by Dosbaekiez May 14, 2015