shake rape

when you see someone you know and they offer you there hand for a greeting shake as one would at a business interview. However at the last second they try and do some fancy bro shake with you ending in epic fail on all accounts. This usually leaves the unsuspecting recipient feeling ashamed and less then a man.

(Situation: At the club in front of some girls and you get shake raped by a bro)

girls: hahahaha you totally fucked that up you must have a small penis

you: fuck that!, I just got shake raped.

by matttatts September 6, 2011

Shake Weight

A tool to practice giving handjobs.. With one or two hands

Husband: OMG baby that was the best handjob ever!!
Wife: Thanks honey, ive been using the shake weight

by thecoolestjewyouwishyouknew July 24, 2010

Swakeg

The art in which one exceeds the massive amounts of swag in which case you become a swag lord only to server the Swakeg god Dante36807.With this title you become the most powerful person in existence and the beat looking with all of the snap backs and saggy pants

Hunter:hey dante you having fun being a swakeg master?
Dante:you know it my sweg brother

by Dante36807 December 7, 2013

Sakeittome

The proper way to order more Sake at a Japanese restaurant while subtly indicating to the waitress that she should probably not serve you any more alcohol.

"Would you boys like some more Sake?"
"Sakeittome Baby!"

by the79bomb October 7, 2009

shake n' rape

When someone shakes your hand and unexpectedly caresses your palm with their fingers. Although the gesture is not always accompanied by a smile, the intentions of the shake n' raper are usually clear.

Luke: So I changed his oil and went to shake his hand and he gave me the old shake n' rape!
Jen: He did what?!
Luke: Yeah, he slowly stroked the inside of my palm with his middle finger and I swear he had a slight smile at the corner of his mouth.

by Dominatrickz April 19, 2013

shakendra

She is always there for you every step of the way. She is the kind of girl who if your feeling blue she does something about it she always makes you feel good. She is tall and you could never forget her after you know her once you know her and she is so beautiful

I was feeling bad last night

If I could get you a Shakendra you would feel all better

by Shakendra March 16, 2017

Shakemilk

An attempt to say "milkshake"

Me: "Hey, where's my shakemilk?"
Friend: "Excuse me?"

by lol_itssarah November 13, 2019