Toaster Strudel

When a guy jacks off on a girls stomach when she is on her period. The girl is the pastry, the period blood is the jelly, and the jizz is the icing.

George: Dude I heard Kate was on her period, did you guys not hook up?
Bill: Nah, I gave her a Toaster Strudel.

by Throbbingbloodtube November 14, 2016

Stride

The act of merry making with one or more humans of the homosexual male variety, ending with an act of fellatio.

I went out for a mates birthday back home and pulled a complete stride over this guy's face.

by ALK92 May 14, 2014

Danish Strudel

The act of relaxing one's bowels and expelling carefully aimed fecal matter from the anus into an exposed fat roll of a gluttonous unsightly woman of great mass (fat person) and then proceeding to simulate intercourse using this excrement filled fat roll.

Terry: "Yo' Dave! I just Danish Strudeled fat Jane!"

Dave: "You sick fuck Terry."

by El Hombre' July 5, 2012

Slye's Strudel

A delicious breakfast pastry, covered in the surgery honeydew of nirvana and filled with the blissful tastes of everlasting pleasure.

Also: something you, yes, YOU, will never ever get.

You: O! Me WANTZ Slye's Strudel NOAWZ!!!

Slye, owner of Strudel: No, YOU NOES HAZ STRUDELZ!!!

by Slye Scourge August 24, 2008

Strode

Someone who strokes chodes, whether their own chode or those of other people.

Instead of:

Look at that guy, he's such a chode stroker.

Consider using:

Look at that strode.

by linguistic_expert April 26, 2009

Matt Stryker

A professional wrestler on WWE or is now on the new ECW that's gimmick is to be a teacher to piss everyone off. He pisses them off by acting like he's the smartest person alive and that they are useless and dumb.

A retarded gimmick basicly.

"Hey, You know that dude Matt Stryker on ECW that brags about how smart he is?"

"Yeah."

"If I knew him in real life I'd beat his sorry ass because hes a retard."

"Lol."

by .::PrideFighter600::. December 9, 2006

Strider

50ft Monster/Enemy working for the Combine from Half-Life 2.

Walks on 3 opposable legs wielding a heavy machine gun and heavy laser.

1. Singular- Strider
2. Plural - Striders

Citizen - Watchout, there are Striders about!

by 2ndSoviet September 4, 2004