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Waking Strudel

Slapping someone's ass EXTREMELY hard while they are asleep, which wakes the person up, and often results in violence.
Man, I was so pissed when Derrick woke me up with that waking strudel.
by Dumas January 7, 2007
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AP Student

is a student that barely appears in most of their classses, turn in all the homework late, get a cool shirt in the middle of the year, and somehow manage to pass all their classes with nothing lower than a B+
Xavier: oh man I really have to start on that summer reading project.
Andrew: wasn't it due like, yesterday?
Xavier: yeah
Andrew: You're such an AP Student. btw, what did you get in your AP tests.
Xavier: Straight 5's
Andrew: I hate you.
by pit chik September 9, 2005
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strided

where somebody gets there trousers and/or pants pulled down by someone else.
example:- didn u c robbie get strided at dinner it was soo funny! u saw his red bxers lol!
by fish1993 December 7, 2006
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straight-d student

A student, male or female, who have sex with their teacher to pass the class or get good grades
Student 1: why does Stacy stay after every Thursday from 2:30 to 5
Student 2: I’m pretty she’s a straight-d student if you know what I mean!
by Biboy18 July 30, 2018
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Student loan game

Scheme where one enrolls in classes, takes the maximum student loan allowed for the course load, then drops all of the courses except for the minimum required to retain the loan.

The individual will usually be unable to repay the loan but in the meantime will have a large amount of disposable cash.
C: Did you see Jojo and her new clothes? I thought she didn't have a job...

B: Yeah, she's playing the student loan game. Gonna fuck up her credit, but gonna ball hard in the meantime.
by ScaredandLonely February 20, 2010
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Stryde

wow wat a stryde
by frawstbit February 1, 2014
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Straight "A" Student

An accurate description of virtually anyone currently pursuing a Liberal Arts degree at Yale, Harvard, or Stanford without regard to merit due to rampant grade inflation at those educational institutions.
Rich Mom: "My Daugter Susan is a Straight "A" Student at Harvard. We are so proud of her."

Middle Class Mom: "Stop Bragging. Your Alumni husband is paying $50,000 per year so that your daughter can study medieval art and smoke weed every day. She is a Straight "A" Student just like everyone else at Harvard."
by Aaron Lightner May 28, 2011
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