trash stache

when 12 y/o boys start to grow their "mustaches" and think they are cool for not shaving them.

"the 12 y/o think he is the shit for having a trash stache, but when his mom told him to shave it he died on the inside for losing his man hood."

by ethanissoawesome October 27, 2008

bag stander

A guy who stands in a shopping bag in bath stall while being felated by the dick smoker sitting on the bowl. When someone walks by, they only see 2 feet and a shopping bag, looks innocent enough.

The cops busted a bag stander and a dick smoker at the bus terminal men's room

by maibock April 8, 2007

stoner 'stache

A perpetual, ever-existent light mustache that is not bold enough to be taken seriously in the world of facial hair, nor is it light enough to be deemed unnoticable, as if the guy does not care and smokes pot all day.

That guy should shave that stoner 'stache, it smells like pot.

by nrrgh-bcox September 7, 2010

Stachehole

1)Pertaining to that of a hairy anus. Usually in reference to a female.

2) A hairy anus.

" I was about to put it in her pooper, when to my amazement I discovered she had a stachehole!"

" The hair on the rim of her butt was purely eccentric! Now that's what I call a stachehole!"

" Not even King-Kong would be able to grow a stachehole as vast as hers."

by Ardent Boober March 7, 2010

stancest

A new trending fandom that involves two main characters from the Gravity falls universe. (Stanley Pines and Stanford Pines)

Damn, did you see that new stancest picture on tumblr?

by Kaniikun October 15, 2015

Stanley Hollister

A ginger nonce.

Stanley hollister is a ginger nonce.

by Cucumberbus January 8, 2018

beaner stache

A dirty moustache aka stache that makes you look real mexicano.

Guy A: Oye ese, shave your beaner stache or I call you pedro.
Guy B: aw shucks

by Sonny Bonds October 27, 2006