Salina Goggles

An imaginary set of goggles that automatically fit to most male students at Kansas State University at Salina after spending a short two weeks on campus. It makes a "2" a "10" Similar to beer goggles, however, the effects of Salina goggles do not cease regardless of sobriety. NO STRAIGHT MAN IS IMMUNE!!

Bryan realized that he had his Salina Goggles on when he caught himself thinking that chubby chasing was a good idea.

by * The Closer * September 20, 2009

Stalinium

Sloped, depleted, glued, bent, twisted, consumed, and shitted out by Stalin himself and whacked together with a hammer and sealed with vodka metal, that is capable of bouncing any and all tank shells from 1939-1951

Jesus dude the russian bias is so stronk. This Stalinium is inpenetrable!

by Stalin himself September 12, 2017

hit a stain

To hit a stain is to rob someone (usually for drugs)

I hit a stain on a dealer and got the stash and his cash

by 6330 July 8, 2016

chuckle stain

Underwear that has a shit stain caused from laughing too hard.

To avoid a chuckle stain, the man tried to get home quickly to soak his underwear after shitting them at the comedy club.

by WildBaldMonk February 8, 2009

Clown Stain

N. the residual mark left on your sheets from an individual with an excessive application of make-up, and/or bronzer.

"Dude, I can't come over. I have to do some laundry because your mom left a clown stain on my sheets."

by Berrytone™ January 8, 2010

Slap Stain

A mark or "stain" left on someone's body after being slapped or "necked".

*Friend gets slapped*, "Oooh you got a slap stain!"

by Slap'n Cap'n October 5, 2016

white chocolate stalion

when a man sticks his dick in a woman so deep that the cum heats up and turns into white chocolate it is then eaten by the women as she rides on his dick like a staliom

ariana: i got some leftover white chocolate stalion last night want some

diana: no i dont want none but who got u it they probably got godd d

by Speedy Freedy Dequaveon August 20, 2020