Spunded

Spunded: To be high on methamphetamine, or cocaine. So spun that feel like your skin is coming off of your body, and there are imaginary cops talking to you telepathically.

I didn't think that meth was very good, but i am in fact spunded.

by Brocephus Williams March 27, 2022

sputtering bagpipe

When your female or male partner is giving you fellatio on the bed at a 90 degree angle and his/her arm pushes on your stomach so much that you flatulate.

I found a girl on tinder and she turned me into a sputtering bagpipe, on a Tuesday afternoon.

by Shutteringbagpipe April 29, 2023

d'spunked

to make a person ejaculate or "finish".

"last night I was at my boyfriend's house and I d'spunked him"

by adetokumbo panther-stripes January 21, 2019

spunt

A nicely formed turd, tapered on both ends that pops smartly out of the bung. Also, the sound emitted by said turd.

1) Harpo left a warm glistening spunt on the lawn.

2) The turd burst forth from Harpo's ass with a distince "spunt"!

by Scarlet Mantooth July 31, 2008

Spunger

Derogatory for bodyboarder. Comes from the material used to make bodyboards.

Look at those lame ass spungers, they can't stand on a surfboard so their mommies got them bodyboards!

by valheru23 February 27, 2009

spunke

read spoonker

Nonexistent german-sounding word for sperm or semen derived from the english word "spunk". Sascha Baron Cohen introduced this word to corroborate the austrian (hence german-speaking) roots of his alias Brüno.

You have my spunke all over your face, haha.

by Martaze June 13, 2010

The spunker

(Spunker) a spunker is someone who refers themselves as a shagger but in fact just masturbates all day

Robbie says he shags all the girls but he’s the spunker.

by Kingrico355 May 2, 2020