Katos was spurking down the office corridor, lewis yelled out "stop spurking your weirdness is creeping me out." Katos said "what do you mean you dickhead?" Lewis replied you are speaking to yourself and lurking around the office.
by spurking society September 23, 2011
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used to describe people (usually women) who pretend to be bi-sexual (or on-line at dating and social sites) in order to get attention in public, but actually aren't bi-sexual.
aka "fake bi-sexuals" "faux bi-sexuals"
aka "fake bi-sexuals" "faux bi-sexuals"
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by clumas May 7, 2005
Get the spunker mug.When you either knowingly or accidentally shake someones hand with a stringy glob of spunk (sperm) attached to your hand.
The globule is then transferred to the person and they wipe it off in confusion. Usually they are too embarrassed to ask what it is but will often sniff it.
The globule is then transferred to the person and they wipe it off in confusion. Usually they are too embarrassed to ask what it is but will often sniff it.
Pokey was spun out on cheap bath tub crank and furiously beat off into an oven mitt. He thought he got all of the jizz wiped up when he was done, but a little was left over on his hand.
Pokey then went to his dealer's house to shoot up and unknowingly gave him a spunk handshake.
Pokey then went to his dealer's house to shoot up and unknowingly gave him a spunk handshake.
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2. The act of pouting by contorting your face and breathing as heavily as possible, usually with eyes as wide open as possible and teeth showing while jaw is still dropped in some fashion.
2. The act of pouting by contorting your face and breathing as heavily as possible, usually with eyes as wide open as possible and teeth showing while jaw is still dropped in some fashion.
1. The driveway was spulled in snow so that it couldn't be seen.
2. The dolorous loli spulled when she found out her nude photography was spread all over the Internet.
2. The dolorous loli spulled when she found out her nude photography was spread all over the Internet.
by Pixogog January 14, 2009
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