Spread Stick

(Prank) You take someone's "solid stick" deodorant, twist the stick all the way out, remove the deodorant, screw the bottom part back down and then *replace it with cream cheese*. NOW THIS IS IMPORTANT: Once the casing is filled, you use a butter knife to "sculpt" the cream cheese to look just like the deodorant stick. Now replace the cap, and wait for the fun.

If you're reading this you should immediately "Spread Stick" someone.

by PaulAllensCard February 2, 2015

Spread pic

That vagina picture you get from a slut who places her index finger and middle finger inbetween her Pussy lips to reveal the clitoris.

Woah Lisa sent me a nice pink spread pic

by Coppers123 February 17, 2017

Spread the lettuce

When a girl opens her lips wide downtown to give you a show of those beef curtains.

"Bro she sent that snap...straight spread the lettuce"

by Patelpatelpatel June 8, 2017

Spreadin' the taco butter

(v) To masterbate

Matt's mother had walked in while he was spreadin' the taco butter

by Indigo7 October 8, 2018

Spread dem cheeks

A phrase used to an asshole whom should suck ones dick

Yo, get on your knees, unzip my pants, and spread dem cheeks

by Kapitän February 27, 2021

spreads not too much

A wise man spreads not too much wisdom.

Well we taught them how to make computer components and now they are or competitors, a wise man spreads not too much wisdom!

by I, Wreckerrr July 31, 2021

spreadbanging

During intercourse, spreading the legs of a partner then applying prodigious amounts of peanut butter spread to act as a lubricant. Once applied both partners engage at a high frequency of thrustage.

I would spreadbang her so much, get me the the crunchy peanut butter; she would love it.

Jennifer loves spreadbanging so much that she goes through 10kg of sunpat per week.

by Alfonse LeCreton September 1, 2022