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Homo Spartan

Someone who is obsessed with the Spartans in the hit flick 300.

A person who is half homo sapien as well as hitting the gym constantly working out on the spartan routine that incorporates karate and other strenuous activities.

The complete opposite of a ladies man and spits no game at the opposite sex. Many then believe that the Homo means homosexual but they are completely wrong because this man is the ugly version of a metro sexual.
That man getting his @$$ beat by a 8 year old girl in karate class is a homo spartan.
by Spartan Hunter January 24, 2008
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Spartan

A sexual position where the women is riding a man during intercourse, and right before the man has an orgasm he yells "This is Spartaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!" and kicks the women off the bed.
"After seeing the movie 300, I gave my wife a Spartan"
by Chim Ridgles March 29, 2007
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Sparta'd

When someone gets kicked so hard they fall down in a fight, much like the way King Leonidas kicks the persian messenger into the pit of death in 300.
Mom: "Honey whats wrong? Did you get in another fight at school?"

Kid: "Yeah I got Sparta'd as soon as it started, ouch"
by CodyKing36 October 18, 2008
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Spataguese

A mix of Spanish, Italian and Portuguese
Person 1: Speaks foreign language of gibberish
Person 2: This must be Spataguese...
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 10, 2019
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Spartan Avalanche

You blow your load in a girls hair, yell something random, and then kick her down the stairs.
She was boring him, so he gave her a Spartan Avalanche.
by Boogeybeast July 2, 2009
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strata coaster

A roller coatser that is over 400 feet high
by Jimbob January 9, 2005
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Spartan Cumshot

You find a girl and have her stand at the edge of a well. You jack off and right when you're about to cum you scream: "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!" You then shoot your load at her and it knocks her into the well.
Man: Stand over there by that well.
Woman: This is madness!
Man: NO, THIS IS SPARTAN CUMSHOT!!!!!
by yakhunter February 23, 2011
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