spaff

a slang word used in alternative of seamen

Oh man, I totally just spaffed my pants!

by belsmith the belsniff June 11, 2015

Spafe

A word used by townies or a chav(s).
It is a greeting and a word not to be taken and used when joking around. It is serious. When used near some townies You can be beat up. I find you can also be beat up if you call them gay ass twasms.
The hand action for spafe is that like of safe but said differently.

Alright mate.
Spafe.
yea spafe.

by Willywillywonkerspafeman192 I LIVE IN SPAFE February 21, 2005

Spaff

1. (n.) Sperm

2. (v.) to Sperm

3. (v.) to fuck up

1. I find bounty to be the only truly effective method of absorbing my spaff.

2. Oh my god, I'm so sorry but I've spaffed in your otherwise delicious macaroni cheese.

3. You've proper spaffed that up. Boyo.

by Thos October 2, 2004

Spaff Pants

A term of endearment. To be said to someone you think very highly of.

"'ello Spaff Pants."

"Love ya Spaff Pants!"

by A. Cockage October 4, 2006

scraff

getting high off nothing, being highly excited

also, scraff face: very excited facial expression, widening the eyes and smiling very large.

scraff dance: dancing around with a huge smile on your face while holding four fingers up, moving them uncontrollably.

nika and i were scraffing the other day at the park!

IM SO HAPPY IM ABOUT TO SCRAFF!

*does scraffle dance* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *rolls down a hill laughing..*

by rosheen November 16, 2006

Spaffed

1.) The past tense verb formation of “Spaff” aka “To Spaff Something”: which means “To do it well.”

2.) To create utter chaos while snacking.

Originated and used by British Youtube Star Jamie Spafford & fellow members of SORTEDFood.

JAMES: “Aww, I Spaffed it.”
JAMIE: “You’ve done it well.”

by KhaleesiofRivia May 12, 2021

sprack

combination of speed and crack, hence the name

Dude, I scored some really good sprack yesterday!

by Johnny Chimpo August 2, 2003