splerm

A mixture of semen and blood.

I splermed all over your face.

by Jenna April 18, 2005

splurt

to cum inside a girl's butt and she farts it out

splurt is a sexual term

by The Splurtinator June 1, 2011

splump

to preform a hand job to a person of the obese state

"Last night at this kick ass party a splumping occured and it was the most disgusting thing id EVER seen."

by xthesmallonex August 20, 2006

Splurby

Disarray - aka "Jess"

The situation was a complete splurby.

by Steve Green September 16, 2008

slurmpy

A Slurmpy is a very bad call of duty player... they run around the map like a retarded chicken with its head cut off. A normal match is anywhere from 1-19 to 5-28.

Lawshark stop running around like a Slurmpy, you're getting us killed and having us lose every game.

by Real slim shady 403 August 31, 2017

splurgle

V./ N.
V.= when a thick substance(usually the consistancy of cool ketchup) spills and quickly stains.
N.= The chunky stain resulting from the verb form of this word.

V.= "Oh Shitake! this thing just splurgled the ketchup all over me!"
N.= "This bites, ive got a soda splurgel on my new shirt."

by Dominus Nocti May 13, 2005

Splurge

to let go sweet sticky cum*
to let the moo juice spill
to let the splurge spill in yea womens mouth and/or down the breasts..(enjoying and pain staking)

i let out a splurge and got biatch slapped

by bob hastle February 15, 2004