2 definitions by xthesmallonex

splump

to preform a hand job to a person of the obese state

"Last night at this kick ass party a splumping occured and it was the most disgusting thing id EVER seen."

by xthesmallonex August 20, 2006

homophobic faggot

someone who claims to be homophobic but secretly is gay or not yet aware of their homosexuality

Person 1:you are such a homophobic faggot
Person 2:SHUT UP IM NOT GAY!

by xthesmallonex August 20, 2006