shitake 

1) a japanese mushroom
2) used by little children, too scared to actually say shit

1) mmm we're having shitake soup tonight!
2) oh my god! shitake, you scared me!

shitake by jengabenga January 22, 2009

Shitake 

Mostly generated after seeing a word "shiitake"
Shitake does not mean anything but for me, it means eating shit (take shit)

1. Mary is always shitaking.

2. Peter shitook after he lose the game.

3. John had shitoken by Mary.

4. Nicholas always shitake.

Shitake by Nicholascsh May 15, 2016

Shitake Mushrooms 

Instead of cursing, you can use this word for when you're mad. The real meaning, sh*t.

OH, Shitake mushrooms! We did it again!

Shitake Mushrooms by Katherine[: June 6, 2005

Shitake Mushrooms 

is an edible mushroom native to East Asia, which is cultivated and consumed in many Asian countries, as well as being dried and exported to many countries around the world.

a way to save yourself in an embarrassing moment or excuse yourself when using the word "shit".

(In a cooking class)

(Teacher talking to students) I hope all of you will enjoy making your recipes.

(Student knocks over someones dish)OH SHIT!
(Teacher looks at student)
(Student)..TAKE mushrooms, Shitake Mushrooms are hard to make but i think that's a good idea

Shitake Mushrooms by $irHC` March 25, 2010

Shitake Mushroom Grip

When a woman with very large hands cups your balls and her finger slides up your ass. Similar to a shocker on a woman. It makes your shit ache hence the name.

Cindy's hands were so large that she gave me the Shitake Mushroom Grip when we started to get it on.

Shitake Mushroom Grip by The Bored Mechanic December 18, 2009

shitake mushrooms 

1. A Japanese mushrooms that is used in some oriental dishes.
2. A cute and subtle replacement for curse words.

1. Man, these shitake mushrooms really complete this sushi dish!

2. SHITAKE MUSHROOMS, I JUST STUBBED MY TOE!

shitake mushrooms by The definer known as Mr. jangles August 31, 2005

Shitake Mushroom 

1. A japanese mushroom

2. A substitute to the S word when teachers are around

Person 1: OMG i accidently stabbed you

Person 2: Shiiiii (teacher walks by) shitake mushroom

Shitake Mushroom by Naan & Laur September 4, 2005