sandwich-splaining

When someone tells you how to craft your sandwich, as if they have a superior knowledge of the sandwich arts.

1: You know, the pickles should be sliced vertically on top of the mustard, and you really should use shredded iceberg lettuce---

2: Stop sandwich-splaining! Next are you going to tell me I have to cut it in half diagonally?!?

1: Yes, yes I am.

by Dr McG December 18, 2022

AI-splaining

When an AI cant help but to replied with a long explanation, even when explicitly told not to.

Me: Dose Pear phones exist, If they don't just say 'No'.
AI: No, The Pear phone is a fictional device that is often used in television shows, movies, and other media as a parody of Apple's iPhone. There is no real-life product called the Pear phone, and it does not exist as a commercial product.
Me: You just AI-splaining

by HappyMicrowave.exe March 21, 2023

Customer Splaining

When a customer is trying to explain the job better than the person providing the service.

Customer Splaining: The customer, customer splained how to do my own job.

For example, a customer telling you how to make a latte, when you’ve been a barista for 5 years.

by Local barista August 8, 2023

slooping

the combination of sleuthing and snooping

dude, what's up with meaghan and jenny? those hotties are slooping for info all the damn time.

by slooper June 11, 2006

sploobing

The act of smoking weed, usally in blunt form

what are u doin right now
sploobing

by jalza June 11, 2006

Banana Spooning

The short but long dreaded period of time when your man meat happens to falls out of the ever so lucky enough women who had two man sticks in her, and clash's with your buddies pleasure rod penetrating her other hole.

Enrique regretted his first ever double team on a woman, since his man meat spent most of the time banana spooning with Jose's.

by DroBlow July 30, 2010

Sploinge

The sound a wet sponge makes when it bounces

"Darn, I dropped my sponge!"
"I know, I heard the sploinge from over here!"

by Anubis March 31, 2003