shit splitter

A gay man's appendage.

I bet that guy is a shit splitter.
That guy's dick is a shit splitter, kind of like a log splitter but with man-meat instead of a felled tree.

by udontnome June 10, 2009

splitsville

originated as a code word for leaving an awkward or unpleasant environment or situation.
to exit, to flee or escape. evacuate the premises
the act of removing oneself from a certain situation.

1. "the police arrived and i was splitsville"

2.
Randy: "dude this party is sooo lame."
Larry: "totally man"
Randy: "splitsville??"
Larry: "yeah definately splitsville"

by Mark_C May 13, 2006

Split Peaches

SplitPeaches.com A clothing company for today's sexy young confident girls!

Split Peaches has many meanings, a vagina, the perfect butt split by a thong.

by SplitPeaches.com March 15, 2009

sloppy split seconds

The act of having sex with a woman soon after 2 previous partners has had sex with her. Traditionally used in relation to more than one man double penetrating or having vaginal intercourse and/or anal intercourse with a woman within a short period of time. The implied scenario is that after a period of intercourse, the first 2 males ejaculates, depositing semen in the vagina and/or bootyhole, and then withdraws, followed immediately by a 3rd male who engages in intercourse with the same woman, making it more sloppier and faster. 3 men running a train on a woman can also qualify as sloppy split seconds.

I go first because I hate sloppy seconds, especially sloppy split seconds.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 28, 2009

dirty banana split

Its when you warm a banana in a microwave for 30 seconds or until slightly warm and stick it in a your ladies bum with 2 scoops of your favorite ice cream, hopefully not chocolate, add toppings and use her butt as a bowl...

I jus gave my girl a dirty banana split and it was finger licking good.

by Lboogie69 August 20, 2014

split up

it means divide up something

The proceeds from the sale of tickets will be split up 50-50 between us.

by Mericy Chang December 24, 2007

split tail

A member of the female species according to U.S. Marine Corps slang.

There were some nice looking split tails at the club last night.

by ars64 April 15, 2006