Splongcat

A Splongcat is a person, mostly a faggot, who constantly attracts unneeded attention. Commonly described as being an attentionwhore and performs the act to splong.

"Splongcats are really retarded... They really deserve to be kicked in the scrotch!"

by Ano Nymous March 6, 2008

Splooge McDuck

The activity of pulling out and ejaculating on a girl's face, then throwing handfuls of loose change at her, preferably pennies.

She had enough change for the vending machine after I gave her the 'ole Splooge McDuck

by BroBible September 10, 2012

Dry Splooge

When you splooge so much, you run out of splooge

When World of Warcraft came out, I got so excited and splooged so much it was eventually dry splooge.

by Nerdrowwilson1 February 18, 2009

sploit

It's like an exploit, but leeter!

Dude, did you hear about that new sploit? I sploited fifteen thugs with it in half an hour!

by allio September 17, 2003

Splooge

Paintball residue left over from a shot.

Wipe that splooge of me.
You got some splooge on you still

by Jimal98 March 14, 2009

Sploink

When the penis misses the vagina completely and goes full force into the taint. The resulting force causes a severe bend or flex in the erect penis resulting in pain and discomfort to the penis and sometimes the taint region.

I was bangin your mom super hard from behind, she was really liking it. She started bucking around and I tried to slam it in there hard and got a severe sploink that pretty much put me out of commission for an hour or so.

by Airgazim September 3, 2007

Splooge

to forcefully bust a nut

Hakim splooged a load all over Joumanna's chin!

by Wan Hanglo November 16, 2003