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Splanking

Sexual poisition:

The girl lays stretched out, face down on the bed (like a 'plank'); the guy straddles her and enters her from above and behind; his balls spank her ass with each thrust. Spanking + plank = Splanking! This position makes the pussy truly tight!
Bro 1: All chicks I have fucked love splanking!

Bro 2: What's splanking?

Bro 1: It's my signature move! The chick lies down like a plank and my balls spank her while I fuck her from behind!

Bro 2: That must make her pussy super tight.

Bro 1: That's the point!
by MOCO & P-Phat March 27, 2012
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spawning seahorse

The seahorse is performed when a sexual act takes place snorkeling in a body of water ( pool, ocean, lake, sinks-for little people). Once ejaculation is about to be reached the penis is removed from the orifice of sexual choice the female is pushed below the water surface and the ejaculate is released down her snorkel.

This can also serve as a good source of protein for the female if stranded at sea.
On a cruise in the mediterranean I met a real freak just south of Sicily. We spent the day snorkeling, the passion was hot and she suggested that I provide her with a mouthful of my manhood. Lets just say that I'm glad the snorkel was extralarge. As she guzzled down my lost offspring I embraced the moment and that was when the spawning seahorse was born.
by theorighotcarl August 3, 2010
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"I'm gonna slawn that bitch ass nigga"

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pub spawn

a Scottish or Irish man that basicly lives at the pub and drinks constantly
O'Larry - "Oy, Shamus!"
Shamus - "What you be wanting O'Larry?"
O'Larry - "Do you ever go home?"
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(Long Pause)
O'Larry - "Your Mother's a cow Shamus!"
Shamus - "Aye, and I'm a pub spawn!"
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by Caleb Fultz September 29, 2006
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Kurtin Splanner

A straw in which is created by curling your tongue. It's usually used to projectile sour milk into a vulnerable female’s mouth. Any other substance can be used... e.g semen, saliva or even egg!
I went to the woods today and I got Kurtin Splannered!
by Den Da Best March 25, 2010
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Gucci Red Bracelets Spawner

A knife to spawn gucci red bracelets
(Gacha kids use this on their oc's)
"Gucci red bracelets spawner only for $69!"
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