Sexual poisition:
The girl lays stretched out, face down on the bed (like a 'plank'); the guy straddles her and enters her from above and behind; his balls spank her ass with each thrust. Spanking + plank = Splanking! This position makes the pussy truly tight!
The girl lays stretched out, face down on the bed (like a 'plank'); the guy straddles her and enters her from above and behind; his balls spank her ass with each thrust. Spanking + plank = Splanking! This position makes the pussy truly tight!
Bro 1: All chicks I have fucked love splanking!
Bro 2: What's splanking?
Bro 1: It's my signature move! The chick lies down like a plank and my balls spank her while I fuck her from behind!
Bro 2: That must make her pussy super tight.
Bro 1: That's the point!
Bro 2: What's splanking?
Bro 1: It's my signature move! The chick lies down like a plank and my balls spank her while I fuck her from behind!
Bro 2: That must make her pussy super tight.
Bro 1: That's the point!
by MOCO & P-Phat March 27, 2012
Get the Splanking mug.The seahorse is performed when a sexual act takes place snorkeling in a body of water ( pool, ocean, lake, sinks-for little people). Once ejaculation is about to be reached the penis is removed from the orifice of sexual choice the female is pushed below the water surface and the ejaculate is released down her snorkel.
This can also serve as a good source of protein for the female if stranded at sea.
This can also serve as a good source of protein for the female if stranded at sea.
On a cruise in the mediterranean I met a real freak just south of Sicily. We spent the day snorkeling, the passion was hot and she suggested that I provide her with a mouthful of my manhood. Lets just say that I'm glad the snorkel was extralarge. As she guzzled down my lost offspring I embraced the moment and that was when the spawning seahorse was born.
by theorighotcarl August 3, 2010
Get the spawning seahorse mug.Related Words
splawn
• Splawning
• spawn
• Spawnism
• splain
• Spawn Kill
• spawn [of satan]
• spawnrape
• splank
• Spawn Camper
A term used in Call of Duty Black Ops when a player spawns and immediately throws a tomahawk and gets a kill.
by PatRocks360 November 28, 2010
Get the Spawnahawk mug.by Chris Ki November 12, 2013
Get the slawn mug.O'Larry - "Oy, Shamus!"
Shamus - "What you be wanting O'Larry?"
O'Larry - "Do you ever go home?"
Shamus - "Aye, I don't..."
(Long Pause)
O'Larry - "Your Mother's a cow Shamus!"
Shamus - "Aye, and I'm a pub spawn!"
(Fight Breaks Out)
Shamus - "What you be wanting O'Larry?"
O'Larry - "Do you ever go home?"
Shamus - "Aye, I don't..."
(Long Pause)
O'Larry - "Your Mother's a cow Shamus!"
Shamus - "Aye, and I'm a pub spawn!"
(Fight Breaks Out)
by Caleb Fultz September 29, 2006
Get the pub spawn mug.A straw in which is created by curling your tongue. It's usually used to projectile sour milk into a vulnerable female’s mouth. Any other substance can be used... e.g semen, saliva or even egg!
by Den Da Best March 25, 2010
Get the Kurtin Splanner mug.by How to Minecraft January 27, 2021
Get the Gucci Red Bracelets Spawner mug.