smoothies

A term started in the bay area, san francisco to be exact. It refers to somethin be cool,smooth, or good.

How was your day today?

It was smoothies bra !

by ERRRICA February 11, 2009

butt smoothie

The act of force farting and a turd pokes out.

Rocky had a butt smoothie this morning and almost changed his underwear.

by Disel2013 March 25, 2017

jungle smoothie

A blended mixture of poop, vomit, piss, cum, vaginal blood, snot, earwax, and sweat.

Billy loved drinking jungle smoothies but they took a lot of time to make.

by MrBanana4 November 2, 2020

eastcoast smoothie

when a male eats a marshmellow out of a female's butt hole

hey did you hear about jason?
The Ginger?
Yea, he gave brian an eastcoast smoothie!
Really?
Yea, its on his facebook

by S.MClaxer April 18, 2008

smoothy

a hummer

she gives a good smoothie

by fizgig May 30, 2003

Alabama Smoothie

When a man skull-fucks a woman until she pukes all over his cock, then uses the puke as lubricant to fuck her ass and/or pussy.

"My man pulled an Alabama Smoothie last night."

"How was it?"

"puke feels good in your ass!"

by alabamanator October 28, 2009

smoothing

When you go into a bar or club, apply superglue to where the jukebox is plugged into the wall, wait 5 mins, then max out the jukebox on continuous plays of the Rob Thomas + Santana classic collab 'Smooth' and then wait or scram depending on bravery.

Can also apply to playing the song repeatedly or DJing the song in such a way as one copy of the song is scratched in / beatmatched with another copy of the same song. The more inappropriate the social setting, the more successful the smoothing.

- 'Dude these wings are cold!'

- 'Fuck that we're smoothing the joint then...'

by musicfan888888888 June 29, 2011