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Assistant Vice President of Sales

a fancy title for someone who has their own office but is really just a baby sitter and secretary. over worked and under paid. errand boy for the Vice President of Sales.
The Assistant Vice President of Sales is not at his desk right now because he is out grabbing lunch for the Vice President of Sales.
by `/.;' May 5, 2011
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Ghetto Black Friday Sale

A "ghetto black Friday sale" describes any home robbery that takes place in the days immediately following the Black Friday shopping extravaganza. It is assumed that homes are targeted during this time due to an increased chance of new electronics being present in the house, and a general interest by local burglars in sharing in the holiday shopping tradition.
Kevin : So there was a ghetto black Friday sale at my house yesterday.
Dave : You mean some black people broke into your house and stole your family's stuff?
Kevin : Pretty much.
by Darker December 1, 2010
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fire sale

A fire sale is the sale of goods at extremely low prices, typically when the seller faces bankruptcy or other impending distress. The term may originally have been based on the sale of goods at a heavy discount due to fire damage.

also known as a computer hacker term that is imposes the threat of destroying all financial records, public utilities, transportation and to kill the economy and stock market. as from the above definition, a fire sale is where "everything must go" which in this case are the above. in essence it is a plan designed to create chaos by destroying technology to the point where a country can't operate (since we depend on computers and technology so much)
do i need an example? i explained it above. this isn't a spelling bee. you don't need to hear the word fire sale in a sentence.
by buttahburnz August 4, 2007
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Salegasim

The feeling a person experiences when coming across a large sale at their favorite store. Similar to the euphoria one feels after good sex.
Susie has been having a salegasim all week due to all the clearance sales at the mall.
by Kazkid8 February 8, 2009
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sale goggles

Akin to beer goggles, sale goggles happen when you buy something JUST because it's on sale. It may be a terrible product that you will have regrets about once the buzz of acquisition has worn off.
I was at Target checking out the clearance items and came across a purple and yellow striped shirt. After buying it I came home and realized that it makes me look like a "special needs" bumble bee. Darn those sale goggles!
by Kayiemm February 24, 2010
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Sales Whore

A Sales Whore is a person who will do anything for a sale at the cost of others feelings, opinions, or expense. A true Sales Whore will never lose a sale to a competitor and will spare no expense to obtain the products needed. He will not let rain, sleet, snow, hell or high water stand between them and closing a sale. Once a Sales Whore, always a Sales Whore! It is a way of life...
Damn, did you see that guy? He wouldn't let that customer leave until he purchased that shit from him! He is going to transfer that stuff cross country to make that sale. That guy is a true Sales Whore.
by SW123 April 15, 2012
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Saleen S7

Bruce turned his old car into Saleen S7!

- Oh darn, all this horsepower and no room to gallop. Hi ho silver, away!
by Suklaa September 15, 2018
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