This is a nonsensical word used by some adults in order to confuse each other and make the other person feel inferior or isolated.
'Sleep' does not, in fact, describe any real biological function that occurs in the human species.
Those who use the noun 'sleep' or the adjective sleeping suggest this describes an absence of consciousness involving hallucinations and delusions. People who advocate the existence of 'sleep' are no more than conspiracy theorists trying to perpetuate the norm that becoming near-catatonic, hibernating, passing gas and hallucinating is a normal, healthy process that occurs in a 24 hour cycle for between 6-12 hours.
Possibly, the most popular sleep conspiracy theory suggests that ancient cave drawings and fossilised pillows are proof that beds are devices that evolved to meet 'sleeping' needs. This is clearly nonsense, as beds are, and always have been, a place to study, masterbate, f*ck, watch tv and facebook, not 'sleep'.
'Sleep' does not, in fact, describe any real biological function that occurs in the human species.
Those who use the noun 'sleep' or the adjective sleeping suggest this describes an absence of consciousness involving hallucinations and delusions. People who advocate the existence of 'sleep' are no more than conspiracy theorists trying to perpetuate the norm that becoming near-catatonic, hibernating, passing gas and hallucinating is a normal, healthy process that occurs in a 24 hour cycle for between 6-12 hours.
Possibly, the most popular sleep conspiracy theory suggests that ancient cave drawings and fossilised pillows are proof that beds are devices that evolved to meet 'sleeping' needs. This is clearly nonsense, as beds are, and always have been, a place to study, masterbate, f*ck, watch tv and facebook, not 'sleep'.
by Feebz November 12, 2014
by Dolores Neveer June 06, 2014
Sleep is a sensation when you ignore the world and try to think of a better place (dream). You lay completely still and hope for a few hours of peace. This is often better in pairs, in the form of cuddling!
by Tired College Student April 29, 2012
Sleep is what keeps you from crashing your car.
Speaking of crashing there's a tree ahead, Turn left-
OH YOU HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP WHOOPEEDOO
Speaking of crashing there's a tree ahead, Turn left-
OH YOU HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP WHOOPEEDOO
by moonlxghts September 04, 2017
person 1:man have you heard of the huge revolution going on?
person 2: yea, the people aren't getting enough sleep
person 2: yea, the people aren't getting enough sleep
by He who writes for... nothing December 22, 2016
by jeef1012 January 31, 2019
by Beeping Lettuce May 21, 2017