Big Shmonk

-Head prophet of Lord Jah himself.
- Uses boof to lead the other Jahseist Brothers to Jahradise itself ( Sacred place of Jahseism).
-Top scientist in Jahology.
-The one chosen to take Gekyume from High Priestess Cleo and train him to his full potential.

Yo its Big Shmonk, destroyer of non-believers, and all who oppose Jahsehsm.

by Big Shmonk March 5, 2019

shwanker

shwanker- the word that describes every word
means-dick, sex ,some1 beignn a asswipe, moron stupid

dude ur a shwanker
shwank me harder
you fucking shwanker
hes being a shwanker

by shwanker May 13, 2005

shwank

To masturbate while taking a shower

"I'm getting a verucas, who had a shwank?"

by anal twat March 19, 2009

shmonker doodle

A person, usually tall or overweight, who always ends up being a bafoon in serious situations.

The shmonker doodle was physically removed from the funeral service for laughing hysterically during the final prayer.

by Jared Sill June 22, 2006

swonke tonker

A state of getting drunk to the point you can barely walk and talk.

1Andy and Jason were the biggest swonke tonkers last Saturday.

2Kelley said she is going to get swonke tonked tonight.

by Grigg&Kellah February 6, 2014

Schwonk

n. a stupid question/statement.

v. ("to Schwonk") to say something stupid.

n. John said such a Schwonk today! He said the water was dry.

v. Man, I've Schwonked more than anyone.

by Scott September 26, 2003

Shonks

A very annoying person who has the username Shonks on a gaming or social media platform

Sean is Shonks and is very bad at Fortnite

by SEANSMELLSBAD May 8, 2019