wet t-shirt contest

A wet T-shirt contest is a contest where women, e.g. young college girls during spring break, are encouraged to wear a white or light-colored T-shirt without a bra. The women usually dance on a stage while being sprayed with water, which makes their T-shirts semi-transparent. Often, ice water will be used for this purpose in order to cause erect nipples, probably in order to simulate sexual arousal. Sometimes they will remove their clothing, appearing topless or even totally naked.

That wet t-shirt contest was tottally awesome!

by Wet T-shirt Lover August 12, 2005

stuffed shirt

n. person who is perceived as useless, stupid, or given more credit than he/she deserves -- usually a person in higher income or social prominence. See also, blowhard.

Entymology/usage: To call someone a "stuffed shirt" is of course, derogetory. The shirt is given more credit than the person wearing (or stuffing) it by the person wielding this insult. It is used widely in describing politicians or a loud-mouthed employer.

Everything was running fine in the office before the stuffed shirts from the consulting firm made useless changes that did nothing but create more work.

by Marc February 27, 2004

Red Shirt Riot

An alcoholic beverage made in a high ball glass with Cocaine Energy Drink and Vodka.

A Red Bull and Vodka will only get you half as crunk as a Red Shirt Riot.

by Red Shirt Riot May 26, 2009

sleeping shirtless

the act of sleeping half naked, or with clothing only around the waist, where the upper torso is exposed, typically a practice performed by men

John is sleeping shirtless during this heat wave

by Ray Orta November 7, 2006

shirtage

the act, state, or concept of wearing a shirt

-comes in looking like an embarrassed lobster: "i think I burned myself today"

-looks up "damn you shoulda payed more attention to yo sartorial selection"

-"bwuh?"

-"yo shirtage punk!"

pause

-"oh, yea"

by errybody know dis a word July 8, 2010

shirt mullet

also known as a french tuck. when you tuck in only the front of your shirt in your pants, leaving you neat on the front and casual in the back.

Jon: Hey Phil, nice shirt mullet! Really brings out the homosexual in you.
Phil: Thanks! That's what I was aiming for!

by marblecakealsothegame13 November 9, 2018

Shirtday

The length of one shirtday varies between 7 and 10 full days. A person (usually a gamer) wears one t-shirt for this amount of days. In order for a time period to classify as a Shirtday, one shirt must be worn at all times; includes sleeping. The shirt may be taken off during bath time, but only once during this period. This, however, doesn't usually happen and is a rare occurance.

This was like seven or eight shirtdays ago ~Asmongold

by ZickZak October 29, 2020