Albanian Shmumper

When an Albanian is engaging in an intense sphincter gaping anal pounding, and as the asshole gapes, such an Albanian immediately turns around and takes a massive shit into the gaping anal region.

Ildi was decimating Aidan's asshole, and before climax, performed a successful Albanian Shmumper, to which Aidan was displeased with as he preferred a Shmoney Shot.

by TEHRAELSPODERMAN December 3, 2016

shlumkaboozle

A word I made up: many different uses:

n: (usually in an offensive manner)

v: sort of like quite wasting time, come on hurry up already...

adj: to describe someone, can be used as an alternative vulgar word

n: Man, Kyle that shlumkaboozle, walkin around like he owns this place

v: Quit shlumkaboozlein around and get your ass over here

adj: that shlumkaboozlein little fuck

by Ryan R. December 15, 2004

shrum

a perverted sex offending teacher loving little boy who likes to play with dolls

That shrum is constantly harrassing his really nice English teacher.

by shrum July 16, 2008

shrum

Verb that means to lose a political contest. Named by Ann Coulter for Bob Shrum, who has a 0-8 record for Democratic party presidential contests when he's been involved on the campaign.

We were ahead by 6 points, but we ended up shrumming.

Did you hear about that shrummer John Kerry?

by Darkwing December 17, 2004

Shmumbling

Singing, humming, and mumbling your way through a song, that you don't entirely know all the words to. Or don't even have the faintest idea what the tune is, yet you still feel some innate obligation to vocalize some noise with the song.

"Hey, turn off your radio!"

"No way. Why?"

"Cause that girl keeps Shmumbling along with every song! Its driving me crazy, learn the words or even get the tune right! Ugh."

by Wardrobe Lamppost November 24, 2009

shlumpy

A shlumpy PL. Shlumperts are very cool but have plump cheeks.

The shlumperts were walking down the street popping HUGE boners.

by Andrew February 20, 2005

shlumped

To get really wasted off alcohol

Nah i got shlumped yesterday

by Likestogetcrunk June 3, 2011