Shane

A funny boy who looks like a muppet

Look at the shane in sesame street.

by Shanejb7 March 9, 2017

Shane

A slang for the act of wanting to kick someone in the teeth repetitively

That dude pissed me off so I shaned him really good

by Mr tranny on a mission June 10, 2018

Shane

A little autistic retard that never pays attention. He always makes jokes at the worst time possible. He can never control his stupidity and tells you to laugh when his joke doesn't quite hit the mark.

Oh great, Shane is making shitty jokes again

by Some dude with an attitude February 5, 2019

Shane

It is a person who lacks in leadership roles. Most of them fancy beards however they look like a hipster crossed between a metro-sexual lumberjack and a tall tree. They often prefer to the power bottom in relationships. Their nemesis tend to narcissistic.

"Dude that guy Shane is a shitty Lead."

by BackDoorPoker June 16, 2016

shaned

Brighton/London slang

1 To be beat down physically or verbally.
2 To be beaten at a game of some kind.
3 To be mocked so badly, that you can never show your face in public ever again, leaving you with only one means of socialization: the internet.

1 Boy 1: Did you see that guy getting yelled at by that lass?
Boy 2: Yeah yeah! He was getting proper shaned!

2 Girl: HA! I WIN! SUCKS TO BE YOU! SHANED!!

3 Girl 1: Ugh! Look at tha scene twat with her extentions and converse.
Boy: But you wear extentions and converse.
Girl 2: Oh! Shaned.

by ohnoes! December 12, 2008

Shane

It is a person who lacks in leadership roles. Most of them fancy beards however they look like a hipster crossed between a metro-sexual lumberjack and a tall tree. They often prefer to the power bottom in relationships. Their nemesis tends to be narcissistic.

"Dude that guy Shane is a shitty Lead."

by BackDoorPoker June 16, 2016

Shane

Shane's are typically seemingly sweet men who will trick you into falling for them, but they eventually break your heart and ruins your life. Shane's also have smallish members and are notorious shower-dodgers

smelly hairy liar Shane

by KatKat130 January 30, 2014