Somalian Driver’s License

A Somalian Driver’s License is when you take a hot steamy dump on the hood of a moving vehicle. As the car drives it will begin to smear all over the front windshield, obscuring the driver’s vision. If they don’t crash, they are granted a Somalian driver’s license.

My gf broke up with me, when she drives home today I’m gonna give her a Somalian Driver’s license.

by binladen-georgefloyd August 16, 2025

Samalamadingdong

"The minotaur's escaped and you're gonna get the horns, buddy!"

Brennan: Just want you to know Sam, Samalamadingdong!

by 1Luxly August 28, 2025

Somalian Snake Screw

You put a dick in someone's ass until they can't hold their shit any longer, then you go in and out fast, creating a spray of feces.

She was being annoying so I gave her a Somalian Snake Screw.

by hoefarr September 26, 2025

Samalamadodo

Stupid monkey fucking idiot that doesn't know how to speaking fucking English, faggot bitch

You're actually just fucking samalamadodo

by Mint0405 October 25, 2025

Samaliland

This is quite interesting, a country which exists independently but is not recognized.

The first ia a great independent travel journalist mini-doc and the second is higher budget African news service. Mini-doc probably in part for tourism industry which is still developing.

50 days in African country that doesn't exist on a map (yes theory)
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Samaliland; The African country that doesn't actually exist (africa revealed)
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Samaliland; The African country that doesn't actually exist.

by Modern Women December 31, 2025

Saccage_Somalian

Contrary to popular belief, he is not actually Somali. However he chooses to represent the country of Somalia anyway, whereas his first name is a french word, which when translated into English means havoc.This false Somali enjoys wreaking havoc upon all he meets.He is very annoying, however is quite peng and is married.

Oh my God that guy is a total Saccage_Somalian.

by Saccage_Somalian July 10, 2019

Khatumo Somalia

Khatumo Somalia is a reestablishment of the former anti-imperial Dhulbahante state called Darawiish. The Dhulbahante State of Darawiish had its capital at Taleh and was commanded by Ismail Mire.

she lives in Khatumo Somalia

by readyforthemoon55 February 14, 2020