Crusty Envelope Sealer

The act of ejaculating inside ones boxers while worn then forgetting and having your load dry to your thigh. Usually the result of a parental invasion without knocking or late night jerk session.

"Brad, why did you run off last night after we finished dry humping?"

"Oh I just had a Crusty Envelope Sealer I had to open."

by J|nn May 5, 2014

MANDATORY SHIT SMEARER

CONSISTS OF multiple SEX ACTS done to a MANDATORY SHITEATER who has to do or has done to them at a MANDATORY SEX PARTY iwhich is MANDATORY to attend so you won't get arrested.

OK, do this guy in AFRICA had SHIT SMEARED everywhere by others all over their anatomy and ANAL ALAN the SHIT you just made the as the MANDATORY SHIT SMEARER as at the MANDATORY SEX PARTY you will be told to take off all your clothes go to the STAGE where you are asked and hand the cannisters of SHIT too the STAGE EMCEE and the ones responsible will be the MANDATORY SHIT SMEARERS as all over your body you being the SHIT SMEAREE they will SMEAR SHIT and in order to GO IN DRY as you did they have to first let all the SHIT dry as they do have the SHIT FANS as you've seen them and by you ANAL ALAN standing where the SHIT HITS THE FAN. drying your SHIT and after all the SHIT DRIES you get TRAUMAUCKING A PEDOPHILE TREATMENT where they go in dry as the ASSH0LE has been prepared for the SEX ASSHOLE DICK BALLS ORGY at the SPORTS BAR where the origin of TICK TOCK SPLOTCH , TIK TOK SPLOTCH, TICK TOK SPLOTCH , and TIK TOCK SPLOTCH rule as well as you must MANDATORY CUM at the SEX PARTY.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 15, 2021

bacon stealers

nickname for mother fucking canadians who come to America for the sole perpose of ruining normal people's lives.

"Hey I just moved here from Canada!"
"You are a mother fucking bacon stealer!"

by Jake Nonigga January 5, 2005

Pittsburgh Sealer

right before a girl cums you take it out, and RAM it in her ass!!!

i gave brittney a Pittsburgh Sealer

by rfbdhjbgghjvfbgh August 12, 2009

Lunch Money Stealer

One who makes people sad or upset. Such as the feeling when a little kid's lunch money gets jacked.

Poor things feelings got hurt by that damnlunch money stealer.:(

Girl, he made you cry? We'll beat the shit outta that lunch money stealer.

by Longlegs26 May 2, 2007

Smeller

Someone whose great at sniffing out drugs almost like a dog.

Joe: Dude, I bet I'm a better smeller than you.
Mike: Oh yeah? Prove it.
Joe: *goes over to big black guys ass and sniffs*
We found the weed, we found the weed!
-Cops come over and arrest the dude-
Joe: Well?
Mike: Alright..you win.

by crazyinsane June 1, 2010

Dream stealer

1) A person(s) who steals ones ideas and identity for the purpose of self gratification.

2) A prize cunt

3) Michael Barrymore to John Cleese (See #2)

Have you been on 606 recently JP? There a fucking dream stealer on there calling himself Galaxy43tm. He should leave his cock alone and go and find a girlfriend the sad cunt.

by Lord Shitflicker December 9, 2008