Smeagol

When your partner is asleep, creep over their body/head while masturbating and breathing heavily and creepily. Finally, ejaculate into your partners hair, and or eyes while whispering "precious".

Guy 1: (breathing heavy) .....preciousssss....

Sleeping girl : Hmmmm, what the....

Guy 1: PRECIOUSSSS!!!

Sleeping girl : SMEAGOL!

by Mr. Game and Watch October 26, 2013

smeakle

Originally a combination of "smuggle" and "sneak," the word has evolved to describe a accidental movement of the bowels, typically resulting in a minor liquid expulsion. A smeakle very commonly follows a forced release of flatulence.

See also "shart" or "hershey squirt."

The date was going fine until the chimichangas started kickin' in and I totally smeakled at table.

by DocWayneDale January 8, 2010

smeaky

The art of being both smart and sneaky. (i.e. sly, witty)

You are so smeaky, I like it.

by Dork that Dashes November 18, 2016

smeach

When your cock gets caught in your zip it results in a scream and whimper at the same time.

Did you hear that bloke smeach

Yeah. He caught his banjo string in his zip cos he's pissed

by Linebacker589 December 17, 2016

Smadoyty

A mood when you are sad, mad, annoyed and salty altogether.

Julia and Sophia were smadoyty when their friend Madi acted different once she got a boyfriend.

by Sophia1815 August 24, 2018

smdad

suck my dick and die

you can smdad bitch

by kristyyyy October 28, 2019

Smear utter cream

When you have to much salad dressing on your big toe.

Wow! Did you see all that smear utter cream?

by ThatBagle26 March 21, 2020