slurble

To slurp up a stringer of saliva as it dribbles from your mouth.

You generally slurble when you wake up.

by Smiff Blivit November 8, 2007

skumble

verb. A portmanteau of the words skate and stumble. Used when someone is trying to skate around drunk, especially on the way home from the bar or from a party.

That stupid bastard shouldn't have had that last beer cause he's gonna skumble home and fall on his ass

by Morrisato March 25, 2008

Stumble date

When a couple are incapable of spending the night together due to prior obligations and video chat with Skype and share random websites with one another from Stumbleupon.com

Rain and Carmelo had a Stumble Date on 3/13/10 instead of going out for dinner and a movie.

by melo323 March 14, 2010

stumblepuss

The act of getting some when completely unexpected with no effort or focus. Just stumbling right into it.

We went the diner the other night after the party and Ed got some stumblepuss.

by Nad-Tsu July 27, 2010

Slumbering Haku

A grotesque sex act that involves one who wears a mask. The mask-wearer ejaculates all over himself and calls it a day. Usually occurs in front of other people and/or right before bedtime.

Haku whacks it and unloads all over his feet. This is a Slumbering Haku.

by Neglect September 23, 2010

stumblebook

verb:The combined process of booking it and stumbling to your destination. Quicker than a walk, nearly falling over yourself with each step. Often occurs when drunk and needing to get into bed. Running with the intention of preventing oneself falling over.

I was half asleep, but I stumblebooked it to the bathroom just in time.

by groovyuvlover September 22, 2010

Slumber Wookie

When you shave your pubes and assault a sleeping person by placing them all over said persons face.

Dave got totally slumber wookied lastnight.

by Pannus E Rectus October 16, 2010