Shrekstachio

A specific subset of kink existing at the three way intersection of facial hair, ogre, and nut preferences. The Shrekstachio enthusiast commonly has at least a beginner's knowledge of photo editing, used to produce the many green-skinned Hulk Hogan posters necessary to sustain the aficionado's appetite for That Green Nut.

"Holy hell, did you see the new Shrek 14 trailer?"
"You're only excited because you're into that Shrekstachio shit , Brenda."

by Thickicka September 4, 2018

Shredduce

A new brand of shredded lettuce that you will love!

Wow I love this new Shredduce on my crepe!

by Dingusgirl April 10, 2019

Shreksuality

Being sexually attracted to shrek and only shrek

Shreksuality is the only way to go

by Sharklover December 20, 2019

shreksually

when your talking about what turns you on or other sexual stuff but your too afraid of sex to say anything related to it

girl 1: man if find men who have a deep voice so shreksually attractive.
girl 2: dont you mean sexually attractive.
girl 1: we dont say that word in this house

by petalboy August 26, 2020

shreksting

when u send shrek pics via online platforms ykyk like dicksword (discord btw)

sanuda: hey bbg wanna do some shreksting tonight ;))
girly wirly: yes ofc ofc ofcccccc

by masked monk fr November 2, 2020

Shred On The Yoinky

Slang for playing complex music on an instrument.

Slang for jerking off

A: Ey bro I heard you shred on the yoinky last night, we heard it from downstairs

B: Yeah man. I'm getting pretty good at guitar.

A: Nah man you were jerking off.

by Bigbenis6969 January 6, 2021

Shred on the yoinky

1) To masturbate aggressively
2)Playing difficult music on an instrument

"Yo did you shred on the yoinky last night"

by Yoinkyshredder69 January 6, 2021