Salami Arms

An emo person. They slice their arms like they were made of salami, hence, "salami arms".

Since Jessica left Michael, he's become salami arms. See how he dresses in black, cuts his wrists and listens to Suicide Silence?

by Billy Barker November 25, 2013

Salima

Everyone either really loves, appreciates and admires or is jealous of a Salima. She is extremely loyal and is great at keeping secrets. Salima is a very private human because she knows how to appreciate life without gossiping. Salima will have the most brilliant intellectual conversations about interesting subjects of upmost relevance then go home and binge watch the hottest reality tv show about a set of selfish imbeciles and their boring clownish daily lives. Salima loves creating and inventing, she's full of fresh ideas. Everyone who meets her loves her energy. Salima may have borderline personality disorder tbh. She loves food and travelling, to just eat and travel and talk to people is a long-awaited dream of hers. Salima is a hard worker and needs to be selfish once in a while ... it's okay to be mean and bossy sometimes in order to be happy in the end. Salima is a rare case of true spiritual connection, her divine feminine energy is awakening, so she needs to re-connect with her inner-child and bring the closure she needs to be able to grow. Her extremely powerful spiritual energy is drowned and eaten by some of those greedy and jealous people she works hard to connect with. Salima may feel like she is working her hardest and to the best of her abilities but there is always something or someone that stops her from ultimately achieving. It is only her own kindness which stops her as someone always takes advantage of her.

'The most gorgeous creature I have ever seen - Salima' 'She loves sun and good food - she's definitely a Salima' 'You are a Polymath! Your name must be Salima!'

by kombucha-iz-ass November 30, 2021

west salem high school

A school where all the rich kids are... If you think Sprague is bad then dont go to West. West is home to some of the snobbiest people you will ever meet. They think that they are the only thing on the planet earth. I mean there are a handful of really cool people, but not very many

Normal person: hello
Person from West Salem high school: did a bug just fly by?
Other person from west: no it was just that weirdo talking

by hella-chill May 6, 2015

slapped salami

To slap your salami you have to first whip it out and then get a good nice moist, slippery, wet grip and slide your hand up and down to the rhythm of "We are number one" until mayonnaise comes out and spread it across your sandwich buns.

My slapped salami is hammed so hard that it is red and i need cream.

by Darklordkvr May 16, 2017

salamdogs

slang word for a women whos nipples and areolae resemble a slice of salami.

Me: did u see that girls nipples
friend: yeah, fucking ultimate salamdogs

by red_knickers July 9, 2009

Salami Badger

A person who is extremely gay. This referance is to a man who wont leave other penis's alone.

Salami (often used as a word for penis)

Badger (Often used to describe someone who wont leave an item alone)

Salami Badger

"That guy wont leave me alone!!! He is such a Salami Badger!!"

by Rfish June 28, 2012

salamelier

A trained and knowledgeable salami professional, who specializes in all aspects on salami service. Though “salamelier” is a job title potentially anyone may claim, becoming a professional certified salamelier often requires some combination of experience, training, formal education, classes and examinations. A very basic education in salami may be attained over the course of months at a cost of hundreds of dollars; however, advanced professional certification requires years of study, practice and experience costing thousands of dollars.

Kylie works the salami like a pro; instead of going to college she is using her student loans to become a salamelier.

by Gmore918 May 20, 2018