Sail the porch

To spend long periods of time on one's front porch. Usually involves music, conversation and some form of inebriates. May also involve food, especially food produced from a grill.

I'm just planning to sail the porch tonight, you can come hang, too.

by tehamahreha February 28, 2009

point of sail

point of sale: in an establishment that sells goods or services, the location at which payment for goods is made.

sail: the power harnessed by a sail or sails, or the use of this power for travel or transport.

point of sail: the location at which a sail harnesses power.

"Let's go to a 'point of sail'." - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 9, 2013

Urban Sail

When a breeze kicks up and your umbrella becomes either uncontrollable, inverts itself in your hands, or flies from your grip.

Synonyms: urban kite, umbrella sail, umbrella kite

"Umbrellas are a pain in the ass. Sure, they protect your head and shoulders from the rain, but the second the slightest breeze kicks up, you suddenly find yourself the unwitting mast for an urban sail that, best case scenario, inverts itself in your hands, and worst case scenario, flies from your grip, whips down the street and spears the Pope in the neck." - Tracy V.

Source: Cracked.com, Tracy V. (Invictus99)

by notfeelingcreative June 4, 2014

sail up to Ottawa

That's where you put it in her twat then finish in her mouth

Sure, I know your sister! We frequently sail up to Ottawa together.

by Back Door Buzz July 16, 2019

Full sails

Doing something without looking back, no fear, all in, can also be used as a nice goodbye

“Hey should I jump off this bridge dude?” “Oh hell yeah full sails!”

“See ya later!”
“Hey yeah full sails man have a good day”

by Fullsailsbrah June 4, 2019

GARAGE SAILING

The act of going from one garage sale to the next, to the next, to the next, and so on and so forth. Taking a day or a weekend or a few hours to desperately search for other people’s junk.

Me and Fred are going garage sailing this weekend you should join us, we’re too broke to go to the store....

by Descriptiongiver101 August 16, 2019

Sailing the cart

Used when referring to a golf cart that has been taken off of (specifically) private property and driven down public roads illegally.

1. I saw Buddy sailing the fucking cart down the street like a champion who gave zero fucks.

2. Bill asked “how will we be getting there?” And Michael answered “fucking sailing the cart boiii !!!”

by harry pot June 5, 2018