A restaurant where you could get anything you want. Also, a song to be sung when getting drafted. The recruiters will think the draftee is crazy and reject them.
Come right in, it's around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track. You could get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant!
by Suisare crasher July 31, 2004
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noodles and tomatoe sauce with very bland seasonings that will not go against your religion- spegeti
pie' crust drenched in tomatoe sauce, barely any graded mozerella cheese so you can handle it - imitation "pizza" pie
dough rolls with a pinch of seasoning on them and just a touch a garlic - garlec knats
breaded with white man's oils and mozzerella in the middle - mazarela stickss
Get for real we don't care for non Italians.
In Italy - real italian food.
noodles and tomatoe sauce with very bland seasonings that will not go against your religion- spegeti
pie' crust drenched in tomatoe sauce, barely any graded mozerella cheese so you can handle it - imitation "pizza" pie
dough rolls with a pinch of seasoning on them and just a touch a garlic - garlec knats
breaded with white man's oils and mozzerella in the middle - mazarela stickss
Get for real we don't care for non Italians.
In Italy - real italian food.
I went to the Olive Gardin the American Italian Restaurant to get some knock off imitation pizza and got constipated.
I went to the American Italian Restaurant and didn't realize the owner just moved here from Italy. The food was filled with so much spices it put me into shock and I forgot who and what I was.
I went to the American Italian Restaurant and didn't realize the owner just moved here from Italy. The food was filled with so much spices it put me into shock and I forgot who and what I was.
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Get the restacle mug.Alice's Restaurant is a song by folk artist Arlo Guthrie which is second only to turkey and football when it comes to "Thanksgivin'".
The song serves not only as a satircal look on the judiciary branch of the US government but it also demotes the armed services for a good portion of the song. As the song was based on real events Guthrie really did get out of the draft by faking mental insanity at his evaluation.
The song serves not only as a satircal look on the judiciary branch of the US government but it also demotes the armed services for a good portion of the song. As the song was based on real events Guthrie really did get out of the draft by faking mental insanity at his evaluation.
Every single year it's eat a drumstick of the turkey, play football 'til you can't move your arms and listen to Alice's Restaurant after fiddling with the radio all day until you find a station playing it.
by Sid Barrett December 16, 2007
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Only a regtard would do something so stupid.
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