Redding,CT

Where you go to live if you are wealthy but don't feel the need to constantly show it (as in Wilton and Weston).

Son: Daddy, why doesn't mommy wear her pearls and best gowns to walk the dog?

Father: Silly child. We live in Redding,CT, not Wilton,CT.

by 203GUY January 3, 2011

reddit hole

When you are supposed to be doing something else but instead you are looking at reddit.

I should have gotten back to work sooner but I got stuck in a reddit hole

by Poul P October 25, 2011

redditor

a place where you will find things that can be considered uncanny. wholesome 100 chungus keanu reeves poggers

John: Woah, that was a wholesome 100 chungus keanu reeves poggers bruh moment
Axel: What the fuck, are you a redditor?

by thotneeshia September 22, 2020

Reddit

A Website that will curse your virginity

"So hows the wife and kids?"
"Im sworn to be a virgin not a parent, Im a redditor."

by Not Sure What March 2, 2020

reddict

A combination of the words "reddit" and "addict", a reddict is defined to be one who spends countless hours of his or her life wasting away on reddit, clicking on everything and the proceeding to spam his or her friends facebook walls and news feeds with links to in-depth comment threads on the quality of bathroom graffiti, pictures of newborn platypuses, and rage comic after rage comic. after. rage. comic.

How to spot a reddict based on:
Their vocalizations
"Hey man, check out this conspiracy theory posted on reddit! Theses guys are claiming Rebecca Black's Friday is actually about JFK's assassination!!"
"Look at this X-Wing fighter I just made out of office supplies!!"
"AdviceAnimals KNOW ALL!!"
"Is that a balloon triceratops?!?!?"

Their appearance
-Likely to be shrunken in appearance from hours of inactivity
-Eyes bloodshot and strained from computer glare at 4:00am
-Likely to suffer from a form of carpal tunnel syndrome of the index finger

Their facebook interactions
-Consist of post after post containing a link via reddit
-Posting continuing through all hours of the night
-Consist of nothing except reddit

Take caution in dealing with such individuals and viewing their spam so as to avoid joining their ranks and submitting oneself to the temptation that is reddit.

Facebook User 1:"Another post! This is the 6th philosoraptor in the past 10 minutes!"
Facebook User 2: "Man, that Jesse kid sure is a reddict."

by maydaylvr3 June 7, 2011

We did it Reddit!

1) An ironic expression used by members of the social news site Reddit to bring undue credit to themselves for their involvement in the resolution of a major event, especially when the effectiveness of their crowdsourced efforts stands in dispute.

2) Used after Reddit members manage to collectively shame, shutdown, or exile a person/s from, a group, an organization, etc. with vigilante efforts and virtue signaling.

u/redditanon: Hey Reddit! We've identified the suspects of the Boston Marathon Bombings.
u/redditanon9000: WE DID IT REDDIT!

by CZSPNKr May 4, 2020

Reddit Moment Moment

When the users or r/redditmoment can't take satire and post it on the sub. Could also refer to users of the sub making the exact same joke about mocking redditors over and over again

Reddit Moment User: WHOLESOME 100 69 funni now laugh
Bystander: what a reddit moment moment

by DatAmazingGamer November 22, 2020