Rubber Hosing

Having sex even though you are completely flaccid.

Middle Aged Man 1: How was your night with Martha? Did you use the sildenafil I gave you?

Middle Aged Man 2: Nope. We went Rubber Hosing.

Middle Aged Man 1: What the fuck.

by GiveMeGrape December 8, 2019

Rubber Kebab

Australian Slang for a Kebab that has been consumed after a night of drinking, that bounces back up, usually on the head of a Taxi Driver or some poor bloke driving his mates home.

"Pretty sure Damo launched a rubber kebab last night, look at the mess on the back of my seat, I'll have to drop by the servo now to pick up some rags."

by the kebab guy October 2, 2022

Re-rubber

the act of puttin on, then taking off a condom, only to put it backk on when shit is about to go down

Goon 1: Yo fam did you smash lass nite?

Goon 2: Yessir. Had to Re-rubber tho, she stunted for maddd long fam

Goon 1: Daaaammmnn smh at least you got in it

by juelzwuzzhere April 12, 2010

Rubber Druggie

A way to call a member of the "Ernie Gang" created by Alpharad.

I'm a Rubber Druggie.

by Memer_xxxx March 22, 2021

Rubber Splash

When your having sex and right before you cum, you pull out and whip her with the condom, and then jizz on her face and or body.

I can't believe I got Alisha with the rubber splash last night bro.

by Classic Jimmie June 1, 2017

Rubber Biscuit

A rubber biscuit (also known as a ricochet biscuit) is the kind of a biscuit that's supposed to bounce back off the wall back in your mouth.

"What da ya want for nothing? a rubber biscuit?"

by Television_Man November 4, 2022

Rubber Horse

One of the fictional implements of the invention process.

I'm so hungry, I could eat a rubber horse.

by Fosko January 24, 2011