Procrassing

The act of causing yourself immense stress by procrastinating something until right before the deadline.

"I'm freaking out man, I've been procrassing all week, and I haven't even started the essay!"

by Nokris_the_hive October 19, 2017

procrastageddon

When you procrastionate so much that all of your deadlines hit you at once, so you are forced to work on your tasks frantically.

Dude, I survived procrastageddon

by NoxMelo November 7, 2017

Procrapsturbate

To procrapsturbat is to procrastinate from doing work, or taking friends to the store, while taking a shit. Then deciding to squeeze one out to fill in the whole hour.

Thankfully I had my phone on me, so that I could procrapsturbate on the shitter instead. With this I can incognito mode some xvideos while and polish the rod once the kids are in the pool.

by Animism May 5, 2018

Procrabstinate

what did the lobster do when it was bored?

"im bored" said the lobster as he procrabstinates

by liamisreallylame September 24, 2018

procrabstinate

what did the lobster do when it was bored?

oh not i CANT STOP procrabstinate ing

by liamisreallylame September 24, 2018

procrastelation

When you find out that the thing you were putting off doesn't have to be done after all.

The hurricane destroyed his house and most of the town, but Jeremy secretly felt a sense of procrastelation because now he didn’t have to fix that damn garage door after all.

by ibelieveinnossing September 12, 2019

Procrastagrammer

1. A person who procrastinates posting on Instagram.
2. A person who constantly makes posts for Instagram and talks about posting them, but never actually posts them.

Trent: “OMG Lilly, stop talking about posting on Instagram and just post already-you’re such a procrastagrammer!!”

Lilly: “I still have posts on my phone from Christmas that I haven’t posted on Instagram and it’s already July like you might as well call me a procrastagrammer!”

Paige: “Lilly, you are definitely the biggest procrastagrammer I’ve ever met!!”

by LillyConner July 6, 2020