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Mark: What do you do on your free time?
Barry: I usually have a lot of work, but i procrasturbate all the time.
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John: Are you done with that history paper?
Jed: No, man. I ended up procrasturbating instead. Sasha Grey is wild!
Mark: What do you do on your free time?
Barry: I usually have a lot of work, but i procrasturbate all the time.
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John: Are you done with that history paper?
Jed: No, man. I ended up procrasturbating instead. Sasha Grey is wild!
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The masturbation session is often prolonged so as to maximize time distracted from the task at hand (no pun intended).
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I had an assignment due in a couple hours, but had writer's block, so I jerked off. It was an hour long session of procrasturbation.
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J: Wow Alex! I can't believe you've really jacked off three times today already! Don't you have a giant project due for government tomorrow?
Alex: yeah, I'm a master of procrasturbation.
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Alex: yeah, I'm a master of procrasturbation.
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