I had to hand in that piece of coursework today but sadly spent the whole weekend in my wank-pit procrasturbating
by Wanana  March 24, 2022
Get the Procrasturbatingmug. When one puts off duties such as homework, chores etc...for the sole purpose to masturbate excessively usually until one shoots blanks.
Richie realized his 10 page paper was due today and decided to procrasturbate until falling asleep not getting any work done. Now he has a limp penis.
by Youngjeromeson January 17, 2014
Get the procrasturbatemug. When you procrasturbate about masturbating. Sometimes you just spend too much damn time preparing to masturbate but never actually, or far eventually actually masturbate
I came here to masturbate but all I did was Procrasturbate
by Jedidiah Breeze March 6, 2021
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Get the procrasturbatemug. by foxfoxfox101 April 24, 2009
Get the Procrasturbationmug. Comes from the words "procrastinate" and "masturbate". The act of masturbation as a form of procrastination.
Professor I know I was supposed to write you a reasearch paper last night, but all I could do was procrasturbate!
by Fameless April 24, 2017
Get the Procrasturbatemug. I know I had a week to finish my essay, but I was so busy procrasturbating that I had to bs the entire thing.
I heard that Jim had to check into rehab for his procrasturbation problem.
I also heard that Jim only agreed to go to rehab after his latest procrasturbation episode ended with him in the Emergency Room.
I heard that Jim had to check into rehab for his procrasturbation problem.
I also heard that Jim only agreed to go to rehab after his latest procrasturbation episode ended with him in the Emergency Room.
by Tre Day May 10, 2010
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