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procrasturbation

the art of masturbation when you need to be doing something important
ex. when a teenage boy has a paper due in five days he uses procrasturbation until the last day.
by ghhdfb November 19, 2011
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procrasturbation

Kevin: I could start my final paper that's due tomorrow... or I could go wack-off first... procrasturbation FTW!

or

J: Wow Alex! I can't believe you've really jacked off three times today already! Don't you have a giant project due for government tomorrow?
Alex: yeah, I'm a master of procrasturbation.
by Jjjjjjjjjjjjjkkkkkkkkkkk April 21, 2010
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Procrasturbation

The act of becoming bored while revising dull content for an impending exam, giving up, and just having a wank.
This phenomenon may occur multiple times in one given revision day. Doesn't apply to females, except American females.
Tim; "Phill, hows the revision going? You'v been in your room ages"
Phill; "Not well, just been procrasturbating really"
Tim; "yeah me too, my desk is a mess"

Procrasturbation.
by Kacius Clay January 15, 2011
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procrasturbation

(n) - a form of procrastination involving copious amounts or masturbation.
I know I had a week to finish my essay, but I was so busy procrasturbating that I had to bs the entire thing.

I heard that Jim had to check into rehab for his procrasturbation problem.

I also heard that Jim only agreed to go to rehab after his latest procrasturbation episode ended with him in the Emergency Room.
by Tre Day May 10, 2010
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procrasturbate

when u don't wanna do work so u jerk off
"I didn't want to write that essay last night so I procrasturbated"
by Nick Clarkes January 15, 2021
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procrasturbate

Procrasturbate : the act of masturbating while procrastinating.
Alfred: bro, although I have major test tomorrow, I can't help but procrasturbate.
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Procrasturbation

The act of leaving from one area, to retreat to a private area where one can masturbate.
"Dude, Cody was in the bathroom for like an hour! Probably doing a little Procrasturbation..."
by foxfoxfox101 April 24, 2009
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