procrasturbation

Masturbation as a form of procrastination

Did one lecture and then spent the rest of the time doing procrasturbation

by what-the-cheese? May 20, 2017

procrasturbate

When you need to do work but you end up watching porn and masturbating instead.

#1
Mark: What do you do on your free time?
Barry: I usually have a lot of work, but i procrasturbate all the time.

#2
John: Are you done with that history paper?
Jed: No, man. I ended up procrasturbating instead. Sasha Grey is wild!

by Barrack Obama Bin Laden March 1, 2014

Procrasturbation

The act of becoming bored while revising dull content for an impending exam, giving up, and just having a wank.
This phenomenon may occur multiple times in one given revision day. Doesn't apply to females, except American females.

Tim; "Phill, hows the revision going? You'v been in your room ages"
Phill; "Not well, just been procrasturbating really"
Tim; "yeah me too, my desk is a mess"

Procrasturbation.

by Kacius Clay January 15, 2011

Procrasturbating

The act of procrastinating while masturbating

"Oh man, I had no idea what is should do so I ended up procrasturbating."

by TheRealCptnWonton June 3, 2018

Procrasturbation

pro·cras·tur·ba·tion
  proh-kras-ter-bay-shuhn, pruh‐ Show IPA
noun
the act or habit of procrasturbating, or putting off or delaying, especially something requiring immediate attention to masturbate.

She was smart, but her constant procrasturbation led her to be late with almost every assignment.

by Griffon727 September 14, 2012

procrasturbating

1) The act of masturbating while putting off or delaying action on more productive tasks.

2) Jerkin off when you have shit to do.

Kyle: "Did you finish your part of the assignment? The due date is comin' up fast."

Stan: "I've been meaning to get to that. I've just been procrasturbating on that I guess.

by Woody-89 July 18, 2011

procrasturbate

Putting off a task in order to masturbate

I don't want to do my math homework, so I am going to procrasturbate.

by CrayCrayJ March 21, 2023