perma perk

When a man has permanently hard nipples at any temperature. They are very sexy, despite their ability to cut glass.

Are you excited to see me?

Yes, but it's my perma perk
Can you cut glass with those nipples?
Hell Yea, I'm Chad and it's perma perk, i can cut anything with these nipples

by Bulyeabiotch May 27, 2017

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premature joculation

The act of celebrating an event before it has been fully resolved. Sometimes quickly followed by an embarrassing retraction when things turn out differently.

The Pulp Fiction quote by the Winston Wolf character "Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet, Gentleman." is a great example of premature joculation.

by JT Basher May 30, 2008

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Every man has a shotgun in their undercarriage. It has one barrel, but it can be filled with two types of ammo, urine or sperm. When a man shoots out sperm from his shotgun before sex or before 2 minutes into sex, he has prematurely ejaculated. It is one of the most embarrassing things a man can endure. Don't do it.

Premature ejaculation is a word too often connected with sex. Fight the battle against premature ejaculation today! Viva la revolution

by Andrew Shea August 25, 2004

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Permabanned

To be removed from the Vestibule with force, and often against one's will, until the end of time.

Insert tasteless/offensive Vestibule joke here

Permabanned!

by SuperSaiyajinNess October 30, 2003

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Premarital sex

When a guy and girl, guy and guy, girl and girl or possible girl guy and girl, girl guy and guy, girl girl and girl, guy guy and guy etc. Get together and take a shit on what our lord and savior Jesus Christ who died for our sins. Aka Satan worshipers.

Will and Natalie engaged in premarital sex, so I went to church to pray for their souls.

by Greentesties June 11, 2019

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