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Prehistoric Internet

"Man, it was like the dark ages when we had to work with prehistoric internet."
by kylekruchok June 2, 2012
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Prepissipation

Pissing before sex.
"Yo babe, prepissipation is key to perfect sex! Now hold your shit. I need to piss first!"
by John Conner 69 August 11, 2013
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Prenisiance

The part of a classical piece of music where the climax begins. (Common tounge.) It can also be used to describe the beginning of a loud beautiful noise of any kind.

Ex. Pre-(anti)nuisance

May be americanized to Prenisance.
-The prenisiance of that classical piece was astounding.

-The prenisiance of that shrill sound was deafening although amazing.
by Trip_Powers July 23, 2015
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prebs

When you are to lazy to say probably
Look at jacob.He prebs on that marijuana.
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Precise Guy

Usually a friend in a group that calculates everything to the penny, including the bill at the diner, but not because he is cheap. He is also someone who cannot accept a range of dates as an answer to a trivia question or a past score from a World Series game or Super Bowl without googling it.
Tim:Hey Bill, you know I just learned from John that Pacino didn't win an Oscar for Scarface.
Bill: Really, I just learned that John is the Precise Guy, and keeps googling every movie we mentioned just now, over dinner. to find out the exact year it came out.

Tim:By the way Bill, John says you owe exactly $14.28 cents for your meal.
by Tonytoys July 27, 2016
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preist

The preist got his meat in another kid
by allpreistsarepedophiles August 19, 2018
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Predisedance

Predisedance

Pre- as in before.
Di- two.
Dis- asunder or apart.
Dance- phonetically suffixed intentionally.

Similarly likened unto preside or prededence however pronounced like one were about to say pre-destiny although chose this word in lieu of it.

Semblance: The Government governs your mind, to govern the mind is to govern POWER; The Mind is power.
Friend: "Gary all governments have Predisedance over many people, they essentially are non-thinkers. Their destination is Final because they have naught(not) thought for themself."

Gary: "You're wrong because the (place government entity) spoke of whom spake in your manner; The ORGANIZATION says you are Terrorism. This Dark Council you is Predisedance to fuck my shit up FAM.

-calls the police-

Friend: Sedentary thought, is all I meant!

Gary: Hello 9/11. I have a terrorist in my house, says he's a 'active thinker.' Ya I'll stay on hold until you Airstrike this guy.
by Alar Ming October 4, 2018
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