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fucked the pooch

The act of doing something very abnormal that results in negative effect
David really fucked the pooch when he got caught jerking off at school
by TherealD1oftheBVL January 18, 2017
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Hop off the poarch

I had to hop off the poarch when I was 8
by MarioSegovia April 30, 2022
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PoopChute

The little tube that your shit comes out of.
Aye Jakey! Me PoopChute be clogged! Get me some o' day Exlax}! She's gonna be a doozie!

*later*

Gulldamn! I be proud o' dat one!
by Trey December 9, 2003
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screw the pooch

v.
1. To utterly and completely ruin a work venture, akin to "a royal fuck up".

2. The act of rendering something useless

3. To waste time. Usually connected to people not working to their potential.
"Bob really screwed the pooch on that assignment. Not a single stat was correct"

"Jen loves to screw the pooch. She has a world record high score in tetris on her office computer."

.... You know how (in the California highway construction) one guy actually works, while 3 guys stand around holding shovels watching him? - Those guys went to Screw the Pooch college to learn how to do that.
by Mcnostril January 21, 2006
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poochas gachas

The act of pinching or pulling on your underwear though your pants in order to wipe your ass, often times creating a shit stain on one's tidy whiteys.
Did you see that guy grab the back of his shorts and jam his fingers in?...he's got a bad case of poochas gachas!
by Renegade Rider Palos Verdes August 29, 2014
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Pooch Pouch

A female’s large stomach and/or BIF area (butt in front).

Also a term for the female womb.
Her pooch pouch was so prominent I just wanted to run up and squeeze it.

I hired a personal trainer to get rid of my pooch pouch.

I unloaded in her pooch pouch. I hope she doesn’t get preggers.
by Dick Onchin October 16, 2020
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hoochie poochie

A particularly ugly hoochie. A combination of calling someone dog ugly and a trashy slut. Also a term for the community stray female dog who breeds packs of mutts.
Guy 1: "Damn, did you get a look at that ugly ass hoochie?"

Guy 2: " She is definitely a hoochie poochie looking bitch. Bow wow."
by Mackmar February 21, 2018
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