pooiss

taking a poo while simultaneously taking a piss. "Pooiss" is the combination of both words.

Yesterday, i saved so much time on the shitter, i was pooissing, it saved me 37 seconds. Yes!

by loadednine November 23, 2006

Poofsh

(pronounced: Pooh-fh-shh)

A word to express a great confusion, or an insult.

Derived from either poopshit / douche

What the poofsh?,
Shut up you poofsh.,
Where the poofsh are my keys?,
Quit bein a poofsh,

by Logan Pageiddle February 4, 2009

Pook

Someone who is tweaking hard, everyone sees your as a fucked individual, you belong to the streets.

Friend 1. “Im a Squirrel”
Friend 2. “Your Pooking”

by Silly Nate dawg November 12, 2020

roughin the pookie

When one is vigorously smashin the clatch (I.E. The poonani) One is indeed roughin' the pookie

Benny: Hey man, you didn't call me back last night. What were you up to?
George: Thousand apologies dude. I was with Martha last night. We got drunk off white wine and I was totally roughin the pookie!
Benny: Hell yeah man! Smashin' that clatch!

by Bod the donk donk danger February 25, 2014

poofs

A group of queers who are in between gay and strait.

"Oh,me and Fanny are right poofs. Atleast I hope we are."

by Mikethegreat scouser November 18, 2006

Pooka

a miscehvious spirit in the folk tale of the Irish

Damn man, I got high last night and saw a POOKA!!!!

by Whatever doc September 1, 2003

Pook

A severe case of poot.

That pook almost blew my O-ring!

by The nazi of Yatzee November 7, 2002