portage placing

A verb for an action that nobody even understands.

Random Person : Hey kaitlyn, what you upto?

Kaitlyn: I'm portage placing. ACTIVELY. perplexity ensues the HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ksab February 17, 2009

Planking

Established in Australia. When and individual lays down stiff and straight with hand by his/her side in the most awkward and inappropriate places possible (cop cars, poles, buildings, in public) and often take a photo of themselves and share with friends

friend: i wasn't that drunk
other friend: dude you tried planking my cat.

by rangahah June 9, 2011

Planking Spanking

This is a form of "meme busting" where you interrupt a person about to have their photo taken by a friend or their cam set to auto while they are planking. Most commonly this interruption is in the form of spanking that persons ass rather hard with with a paddle or other blunt object.

Throwing water on the person is also a hilarious way to "spank their plank".

It is important to remember to have a friend or your own cam set to auto to take a picture of this while you do it. It is very funny if the victim's own camera or friend taking their picture is also in he shot so you can capture their reaction as well.

There are also ways to plank spank that do not involve contact or soiling the victim such as (but not limited too):

Farting near them

Blowing an air horn

Yelling at them "memes are stupid!"

For more details on methods and finding memes to bust see: meme busting

I just got a great shot of me planking spanking a guy in central park.

by Mr. SnowmanPants July 27, 2011

packing ham

Being a stupid, fat person. Giving off annoying vibes and pissing off people around you. Originate from a girl who got chased around by dogs, and it was assumed that she had ham in her pocket. Packing ham. Thank the Harry Potter fandom.

Some people I met yesterday night were definately packing ham, as they pissed the hell out of me and my friends.

by Aysel November 14, 2005

packing

The act of a transmasculine person putting something in their pants to create a buldge.

Bob was always packing to go to school.

by Varnon2987 December 15, 2015

plucking

the process of taking the clitoris in between two fingers and with your other hand squeezing it, in a sexual way, pulling it forcefully back and forth in a plucking or milking motion. Once mastered the female will reach very high emotional levels from this act.

Bill Cosby is known for his skills in plucking.

by Austin Scott Pennington December 3, 2013

Party Packing (par-ta' pack'-in.g)

(V.)Bringing a surplus of un-invited guest to a party

Fucking Steve always party packs

Aidan: Hey what you do this weekend?
Steve: Fucking party packed! Do you know who i am?

Party Packing (par-ta' pack'-in.g)

by partypacker December 13, 2009