Peruvian Honk-Toot

The sexual act of sneezing and consequently sharting on the male genitalia during full-penetration anal intercourse. A Peruvian Honk-Toot does not have to be intentional, nor is it exclusive to same-sex intercourse. However, the act must occur during penetration, or else it does not fit the definition. In some cases, couples will purposefully tickle the receptive partner's nose with a feather or some other object to elicit a Peruvian Honk-Toot for sexual gratification.
Jessica gave me a Peruvian Honk-Toot during butt stuff yesterday— Gross! I dumped her shortly after.
by DankDefinitions568 January 12, 2024
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Peruvian Haymaker

A move to use during a fight. A jump kick in which you're hitting the other person with your balls.
I'll geve 'em the old Peruvian Haymaker. See if he ever messes with me again.
by Araik199 January 18, 2022
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peruvian pipe cleaner

Making an incision on the largest vein of a raging phallus and having another male that knows you fill it with his liquids and then proceeds to staple it closed
'Why is Jay crying?' "Oh because a shopkeeper forced him into a peruvian pipe cleaner"
by cocklovingplumber72 January 22, 2025
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Peruvian Spin-off

When your partner is riding your penis and your buddy spins the recipient counter clockwise creating upward lift and the recipient spins off the penis.
"Oh yeah me and my mates had a few drinks and took this girl home for a Peruvian spin-off"
by Mr Mcdonald March 10, 2017
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Peruvian Tongue Master

One who is very fluent in the art of box munching.
I heard Gio is a Peruvian Tongue Master
by Dade Gilliam's July 12, 2024
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Peruvians

-“Hey dude, you know who invented pisco?”
-“Of course! The Peruvians!”
by checaso December 21, 2018
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Peruvian Ghosting

To tease your mates with a picture or video of a chick you banged on holidays.
Brett sent a short video banging a holiday chick, it’s didn’t show much and he won’t send more footage, it’s a real Peruvian Ghosting.
by Speedie99 June 26, 2024
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