The wet spot in the crotch area of a guy's pants when he rushes the process of urination, tucking it back in before fully drained. The resulting after-dribble causes a tell tale wet spot, or Piss Patch.
Dave came out of the bathroom at the party with a Piss Patch on the front of his pants, resulting in the creation of his new nickname, "Piss Patch Boy".
by Timmer Tim Tim January 22, 2014
Get the Piss Patchmug. by Jigglypuff10 December 28, 2008
Get the Meat Patchmug. If you are too late in keeping the spill of your condom from dripping onto your partner you have a tardy patch! It comes from mustard patch which I heard these cheerleaders back in high school talking about in front of my locker.
Babycakes, I left my tardy patch on your quilt. Sweetie Pie get out of my bed please and go take a bath.
by hexicon September 12, 2006
Get the tardy patchmug. by iwasunabletothinkofapseudonym January 22, 2010
Get the Pumpkin Patchmug. The Part of a Womans panties (if equipped) in which a swatch of cotton cloth or patch is placed to meet exactly at the vaginal area, providing a soft surface for the genital area. This part also serves as an absorbing cloth for bodily fluids such as sweat, menstrual period, urine, feces and leftover sperm from the male partner(s).
by Deaner Beaner November 25, 2006
Get the COTTON PATCHmug. A time when all hope seems lost or when a stupid young man child decides to ignore what he sees in front of him
by flowerpeople February 26, 2010
Get the Rough Patchmug. The soul patch often takes the form of a small patch of facial hair below the lower lip. This position assumes that the soul resides in the mouth or chin, and that air released through the mouth that might eventually result in a flat soul--typically the result of a punctured ego. Growth of a soul patch reflects a desire to minimize an imminent loss of traction in the spiritual matters.
by MM_of_Syracuse September 11, 2010
Get the soul patchmug.