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The Package

Hiv and/or Aid
by ZJay412 November 1, 2020
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Pukayo Paka

an english fraud who became a footballer or soccerer or fifaer whatever you call it, he misses penalties for 500 times straight more like hes gay.
Jack missed his 10th penalty last night! hes Pukayo Paka.
by messiisthegoatsiuuu September 30, 2023
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The Awesome Package

Refers to a person awesome in every way; one who excels in beauty, brains, wit, humor, integrity and anything else they attempt. Also commonly referred to as a Patti Burris.
Excuse me, ma'am but I'd like to order The Awesome Package and maybe take you for dessert, too.
by The Bombest May 11, 2010
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The Works Package

Oral sex where the recipient, in addition to the basic genital package, also receives a thorough tongue bath of the anal and "taint" regions....because the works package always includes the undercarriage.
I was glad I'd taken the time to shave the southern pass, because Sally gave me a blow job with the works package.
by Dan92672 June 22, 2011
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massachusetts care package

The skeletal remains of Johnny Appleseed along with dried out tea bags that have been exposed to salty water.
Ah! My Massachusetts Care Package is here! Lovely! Time to reenact the best time in history!
by Bryce412 July 29, 2017
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Spinelli’s Package Paradox

If you carry in multiple bags or packages from your car to your house your motivation is that you’re too lazy to make multiple trips but if you carry fewer bags or packages and make multiple trips your motivation is that you are too lazy to carry everything at once. They are opposite solutions both motivated by laziness.
Frankie was too tired to make more than one trip from Christmas shopping and decided to pile up everything and brin it in at once while Erin was too tired to grab everything and took things in one at a time fulfilling spinelli’s Package paradox
by The real Hank Contos December 18, 2018
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Alabama Delivery Package

1. When you surprise your cousin with a SPECIAL delivery 😏.

2. When you live in Alabama and UPS comes to your house.
I got an Alabama Delivery Package yesterday!!!
by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019
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