Pork basting

v. The act of blowing a load all over the face of a 250+ pound girl after she gives you really good oral sex (and she will because she has to).

I had to thank that heffer for the amazing BJ so I gave her an ultimate pork basting! I think I glued her eyes shut.

by chuckerman May 2, 2005

Pork Blunt

A dick so good that you get high off of it.

OMG Stacey, I got pounded by a proper pork blunt last night I was tripping for hours

by OgIceFox October 21, 2017

pork trumpet

fuckin.... like.. a raw ass weiner...

Bro 1: Dude, did you ever hook up with that fat chick last night?

Bro 2: Yeah dude, she blew my pork trumpet then i got the shit outta there.

by Porky McTrumpet August 7, 2007

Pork doughnut

The ring or stain left on your cock after drilling someone in the ass.
Or
I was with this nasty skank (your mom) and she gave me a pork doughnut.

Your mom invited me over for a pork doughnut and chocolate milk.

by Holyfuckingshitballsoffire March 17, 2017

Pork Some Vag

Slang for having sex for the first time or after a particularly long period of time...

Person 1: "So Johnny's finally got a girlfriend!"
Person 2: "Yeah he's definitely gonna pork some vag!"

by WAWAZAZA69 June 6, 2018

Pork Tactics

The guidance given by Ryotaro's Japan to viewers about how to eat tonkatsu pork in Abroad In Japan's "What $250 Gets You at a Japanese Hot Spring Inn" Youtube video (7:05 into video) released on 28th Feb 2021 UTC

Ryotaro: One last thing; like some techniques of eating pork right - Pork Tactics as I would say

by Scientist1968 February 28, 2021

Pork Nudge

When you get ya meat fondled

Damn man. All I wanted was a lil pork nudge.

by Quantum rizzics January 21, 2023