As pissed as a newt

Too drunk to walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.

See also newted, pissed and As nissed as a pewt

Look at Mike, he's as pissed as a newt.

by ud40 March 11, 2005

pissed off pirate

while having sexual intercourse with a female, the male pulls out and ejaculates in the woman's eye. Simultaneously, he stomps on the woman's foot. This causes the female to hop on one leg while covering her eye like a pissed off pirate.

Origin: Latin

I gave her a pissed off pirate

by Stuphreak8 August 3, 2006

Pissed Off UPS Man

A man angerly beating his package.

"I heard Jon was a pissed off UPS man tuesday."
"Yeah... He almost ripped his dick off."

by Editor man March 4, 2008

box-pissed

Bipolar rage, caused by nothing at all.

Mike got box-pissed over a spec of dirt on his floor, and threw a toolbox at Adam.

by Steve Zelaznik January 9, 2006

you're pissed

What you say to someone when they tell you something bad happened to them. Can be used to replace that sucks!.

Brian: Some dog wandered into my garage last night and pissed all over my Razor scooter...
John: You're pissed.

by Brandon444 October 19, 2008

pissed off

very very annoyed and bored stiff with an act by an individual or individuals. fuming with anger , upset

She was pissed off with her work colleague before she finished work and had to get a taxi home as she was too upset to drive

by tapiwa aka miss tapiwa March 3, 2007

Pissed The Bed

When you get up in the middle of the night and instead of using the toilet, you piss on your wife marking your territory.

Jessica: "MARK WHAT THE FUCK, WHY AM I COVERED IN PISS!?"
Mark: "I Pissed The Bed you fucking bitch."

by Den drinks his own cum. September 24, 2020