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Diet Ass’plosion

When a girl agrees to do anal sex, instead of fucking her, grab a packet of mentos and a bottle of Diet Coke. Put the mentos in the shove the Coke bottle inside.
Last night Danny gave me a Diet Ass’plosion
What’s that?
He shoved Coke and mentos up my ass
by HappyFrankBb July 17, 2018
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their slops can eat my plops!

a phrase to say when SICK of constant, eternal rainy days...
after ten rainy days in a row, boom stated: their slops can eat my plops!
put on my poncho and prepared to get slopped on, their slops can eat my plops!
by michael foolsley August 14, 2022
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Plompy

To recieve a blowjob while you are taking a shit.
I need the toliet, fancy giving me a plompy?
by Neebur June 6, 2009
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plimsol

a stupid ditzy girl
usually the ones you meet at parties that are really drunk and making tits out of themselves
last night i told some right plimsol to suck out
by betarsier May 24, 2008
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Plomping

When a man flirts with a woman for the sole purpose of asserting his masculinity. The man may be trying to impress his friends or simply stroke his ego. It is implied that the man is not actually interested in the woman or her reaction but is flirting with her for other reasons. One who plomps is plompous or a plomp-ass.
The hot guy down the hall got drunk one night and tried to flirt with me in front of his friends, it was so weird! He was totally plomping.
by F023425 May 6, 2013
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Plows

A word that can replace any other word in a sentance, as long as it sounds good.
Jeff: "Hey, John. How plows you today?"
John: "I plows good."
by El Jef'e May 20, 2010
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Meat Plums

Susan loved sucking on Tom's meat plums
by Robert Dawson September 17, 2006
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